Excuses, Excuses

Well, I woulda been

Coulda been

Shoulda been 

On that calf just under eight-

I missed his flank  fumbled my tie

I know I got out late

Oh, I woulda been

Coulda been

Shoulda been

Scorin' at least 80 on that bare-

I know one judge didn't like me-

'Cause he didn't score me fair.

Gee, I woulda been

Coulda been 

Shoulda been

Just about 16" 'round those cans-

But my horse ducked off

Then knocked one down

He's scared of the screamin' Fans

Oh, I woulda been

Coulda been 

Shoulda been

At least placin' on that steer

Reached too far and missed his horns

And landed on my rear

Well, we woulda been

Coulda been 

Shoulda been

The team they couldn't beat-

I roped the horns , I did my job-

But Stupid missed the feet

Oh I woulda been

Coulda been

Shoulda been

The bull ride of the night

Got hung up, hooked by them horns

Then he reached up and took a bite

We all would've been

Coulda been , Shoulda been

All winners on this night

Better head off to the practice pen

So next time we can get it right.